cooking vegetables

...i cant cook...but today i cooked lunch...yes, im wearing an apron...this is me preparing a salad...since vegetables are very important for health and well-being...see i hate vegetables...but recently i been forcing myself to eat a man-sized portion of them twice a day...i also been drinking 8-12 cups of water a day...thats an accomplishment considering i been drinking at most 1 or 2 cups of water a day for the last 5 years...anyways i also prepared a nice salad for aaron, but he didnt like it so i smashed the salad bowl...now i owe the home 28 pesos to replace it...flowy made a video of that and both her and aaron really want me to post it...ill think about it...maybe i will...anyhow, eat your vegetables...