i am angry

im angry because somebody broke into my house 4 times and collectively stole 3 computers, 6 phones, some money and jewllery, and my sexy reeboks shoes...punk...but anyhow after the first couple break-ins i patrolled the property at night with a baseball bat from 2-330 until we hired an armed guard...since then we've had no problems, until a couple weeks ago when the guard took the night off so i decided id patrol from 3-4 instead of getting up at 2 like i used to...bad call...the robber broke in at 230 and was gone by quarter to 3, taking my nice shoes among other things...and of all nights i got up later than usual on the night he broke in...so im angry...i would post a picture but i dont have any that show my anger sufficently....maybe ill take one...or maybe ill post a picture of the robber when i finally catch him...no that will be incriminating...anyhow, my armed guard has a pump-action 12-guage armscore shotgun and i give him extra strong coffee with extra sugar every night to wire his nerves and make him trigger happy...hopefully...