im angry because somebody broke into my house 4 times and collectively stole 3 computers, 6 phones, some money and jewllery, and my sexy reeboks shoes...punk...but anyhow after the first couple break-ins i patrolled the property at night with a baseball bat from 2-330 until we hired an armed guard...since then we've had no problems, until a couple weeks ago when the guard took the night off so i decided id patrol from 3-4 instead of getting up at 2 like i used to...bad call...the robber broke in at 230 and was gone by quarter to 3, taking my nice shoes among other things...and of all nights i got up later than usual on the night he broke in...so im angry...i would post a picture but i dont have any that show my anger sufficently....maybe ill take one...or maybe ill post a picture of the robber when i finally catch him...no that will be incriminating...anyhow, my armed guard has a pump-action 12-guage armscore shotgun and i give him extra strong coffee with extra sugar every night to wire his nerves and make him trigger happy...hopefully...
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Sunday, September 23, 2007
A little promise to you, and to me:
I should never hurt or fight, or make someone unhappy. I'll do some good, and make things right, cuz I'm helping Hans! Helping Me, helping one another la la la la la, cuz I'm helping Hans.
If my mommy is the cook, and im being a baby crying, ill stop and i'll help her cook, cuz I'm helping Hans. Helping Hans, I like helping one another... i'll do all I can, cuz im HELPING HANS!!!
If my daddy is alone, working in the bathroom , I'll go offer him some help, cuz im helping Hans!!! Helping MEEEEEE... helping all the others...im doing all i can, cuz IM HELPING HAAAAAAAAAANS.
Say please and thank you!
why my blog is the color orange
my blog is orange cuz stephanie set it up for me and she made it orange...not cuz it matches my hair, but because she really likes the color...and she wanted my blog to be a color she really liked so she made it orange...and i dont like tofu either...or most vegetables, but i like sugar and coffee and alcohol and fast food....
