Chris

announcement

2009-01-30T12:15:00.000-08:00

this post is to announce that i am joining tetes blog and abandoning this one, since i dont have what it takes to manage a blog on my own...so if theres anyone who still visits here, u can visit there instead and once in awhile youll see a bit of me, and the rest of the time tetes posts which are fun and informative and cover all the things that i should post about but never get around to, like christmas and new years and my mothers birthday...

whats new

2008-11-11T16:06:00.001-08:00

alright so its been awhile since i posted last...well since my last post i been getting acupunture for my shoulder and been on meds and its been improving slowly, although its still not in the best shape,...and Sean Sherk beat Tyson Griffin in UFC 90...that boy is a monster, go go Sean...what else...been getting repairs done on mine and Te-te's van, still got a list of other repairs but im hoping to knock that off soon...anyways so here are some pics we took on last freeday...just random ones of me...she looking real good though...and ill try to post again soon...

2008-10-24T18:51:00.000-07:00

so we went out for our day off and we took some pics...they speak for themselves

2008-10-19T14:10:00.000-07:00

My boy Sean Sherk is fighting next saturday...heres a video of some of his training hes been doing to get himself in shape for his fight...and tomorrow im going for acupuncture therapy for my injured shoulder, so i hope all those weird asian needles sticking me does me some good, wish me luck...

2008-10-15T12:44:00.000-07:00

"People sleep peacefully at night because strong men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - George Orwell, 1984

ok...

2008-10-14T15:54:00.001-07:00

alright so i decided to keep this blog open because, well, i said i would if i got 10 comments...and cuz somebody begged and pleaded me to heh...alright so im posting a couple pictures of some of the things ive been up to...and i will try to post more regularly...next maybe a picture of mine and tetes new van...well not so new, but were gonna pimp it up...anyhow till then...

at supersalads

sushi my girl made

eatin sushi and messing around

the post to end all posts...

2008-09-27T13:43:00.000-07:00

this post is to announce that i have decided to put an end to this pointless, directionless, and unactive blog...it has been on the verge of collapse for some months now, and i have decided to quit while im still ahead (oh wait, its too late for that) and terminate this blog...however...the thing is (yes, theres a thing)...some ppl have been telling me that they actually enjoy viewing my blog...entonces...if within one week from today, by october 4...i receive 10 comments from 10 different ppl (no double commenting)...i will save the life of this dying machine and give it another shot...oh and by the way, anonymous comments do not count since i do live with some ppl that will most certainly try to fraudulently keep me from killing the beast...thats one week from today, sept 27...on oct 4 by midnight i will make my decision...thank u for your time and god bless u all

p.s. its nice to be important but its more important to be nice

Nothing

2008-09-09T11:49:00.000-07:00

Im going to the states to help pick up 2 new cars i will post about it when i get back home.

my great adventures!!!

2008-08-21T19:15:00.000-07:00

so now im watching robin while her parents are out so we decided to take the time to make a post...robin think its a good title (she added the exclamations)...so yesterday me and tete went to the beach (pictures below) and chilled on the sand away from everybody hehe...we saw lucha libre fighters rehearsing but they went farther down the beach when they saw us watching them...didnt wanna give away the fact that its all staged...and then tete drove the windstar and she drives like a pro lol...in other news...georges st pierre defeated jon fitch to mantain his title of UFC welterweight champion and my boy sean sherk is gonna fight october 25 against cali boy tyson griffin...oh yes, and lately ive been making a list of noteworthy quotes ive found on the internet and various places and i will post some of them next time...

yeah i know, theres some ppl that would stone me for drinking wine out of a bottle, but i assure u, i am as much a classy winedrinker as the rest of them lol...

new post...

2008-08-21T12:00:00.000-07:00

ill do this later, i dont feel like it.

I know,,Its been a while..

2008-08-14T11:07:00.000-07:00

hello to everyone that still has faith in my blog... i dont know why you do but thank you anyways.
Well a lot has happened since my last post 3 and a half months ago. My little sister came down here to mexico. she likes it here. we like her too. :D
me and my girlfriend went up to canada for vacation and brought her back down with us. (we traded her for 3 bottles of tequila.)
i will try to post more, mostly pictures and cool tales of WOE and DOOM. (mostly because recently i have been under intense pressure from shady characters to post on this blog. they have threatened my family and my business and the abduction of my girlfriend.) I will post soon with more pictures. I PROMISE

The business

(See, its just that I've been busy..)

The Girlfriend
(I told you so...)

So u can see from the above pictures why i wouldn't want the welfare of my assets threatened...hence this post...

until next time, gentlemen...

Marianne's Birthday

2008-04-30T13:20:00.000-07:00

Today is my sister Marianne's birthday...shes turning 16, which means i gotta keep a closer eye on her hehe...Marianne is the coolest sister ever, shes fun and happy and really nice (although she made me pay her to cook for me), she's smart and has a really big heart for other people...hope your 16th year is better than all the others and all your wishes come through...have fun and be good...otherwise I'll have to come to Toronto to teach u a lesson haha...hopefully I'll see u this year, either there or here in Mex...and I'll celebrate your birthday with u late...and maybe, just maybe, I'll give u a sip of my beer haha...love u Marianne, Happy birthday!

tampico gang warfare

2008-03-13T21:06:00.000-07:00

once upon a time in tampico there was a crip (and she was hot)...

and there was a blood (and he was also hot)...

there was a vicious gang warfare between the two gang members...losses were taken on both sides...

but the bloodz and crips made peace...for now...;)

eating vegetables

2008-02-22T20:14:00.000-08:00

hey guys...so this is me eating beans and vegetables bell peppers which i dont normally eat...but Te-te prepared them so nicely so i gobbled them down and made a video for my mom cuz she encouarges me to eat my veggies (the video for my mom was Te-tes idea) anyhow, eat healthy!!!

(p.s. tete is such an awesome video-ER. and florence is such an awesome narrat-ER)

(p.p.s. we spelt it like that on purpose.)

(p.p.p.s. shes talking about the "ER")

Tete´s birthday

2008-01-31T11:11:00.000-08:00

alright so today is Tetes birthday...shes turning 20...shes not 17 mom...anyhow, Tete is one of the coolest girls i know, and i could go on and on about that and make a really long post but ill just break it down and say that its great to be living with her and shes a whole lot of fun...and hopefully we can make her 20th birthday the best one shes had so far...oh and by the way, i decided to give u another ¨anything¨ cuz its your birthday and u deserve it and also the other one didnt really count cuz i actually wanted to do that anyway haha just kidding...but anyhow, hope this is a really good year for u in every way, happy birthday...

my moms birthday

2008-01-29T17:40:00.000-08:00

it was my moms birthday 2 days ago...i didnt around to posting...again...cuz im a blog slacker...but anyhow...i heart my mom and shes the best mom ever, and i hope this year is her best year ever...shes in canada so i couldnt be there for her birthday but i did call her...and i would post a pic but i dont have one here but when i get one ill post it...anyhow happy birthday mom i love you...

Tete is home!!

2008-01-20T20:21:00.000-08:00

Tete is home...shes actually been home for 5 days, just i havent had the chance to post yet cuz ima blog slacker...but its great to have her back...tampico is much funner with her here...except when she hustles me and takes all my rubber bands...and pulls UFC streetfighting moves and takes me down and puts her knee on my throat...but even that is fun cuz i actually let her just cuz im nice...anyhow...im happy shes back...i hope she doesnt go again for awhile...oh and we had a dressup thing last night and i dressed up as a mormon...ill post of that soon

my special salad

2008-01-15T19:18:00.000-08:00

one day i decided to make a special salad for aaron..

i was so mad that he didnt like my salad that i smashed the salad bowl on the ground...and then i had to clean it up...

thats the last time im making a salad for somebody...

cooking vegetables

2008-01-11T14:54:00.000-08:00

...i cant cook...but today i cooked lunch...yes, im wearing an apron...this is me preparing a salad...since vegetables are very important for health and well-being...see i hate vegetables...but recently i been forcing myself to eat a man-sized portion of them twice a day...i also been drinking 8-12 cups of water a day...thats an accomplishment considering i been drinking at most 1 or 2 cups of water a day for the last 5 years...anyways i also prepared a nice salad for aaron, but he didnt like it so i smashed the salad bowl...now i owe the home 28 pesos to replace it...flowy made a video of that and both her and aaron really want me to post it...ill think about it...maybe i will...anyhow, eat your vegetables...

drawing with Kaylee...

2008-01-10T15:12:00.001-08:00

today i was drawing with Kaylee and we drew a picture of a nice family...thats the baby in the middle and the mommy on the right and the daddy on the left...the daddy is a basketball player and his hunchback is actually a sports injury...and they all like to dress in blue...and by the way Marz really likes this picture haha...

Irish Spring

2008-01-08T11:45:00.001-08:00

.... irish spring is the soap i use...apparently ppl like to smell me after ive washed with it...i had one very disturbing encounter...alright...moving on...however, to a certain somebody who called me FOXY, u know who u are, u can smell me all u want...and if u play your cards right you can get some action with that axe hahaha...but to the other women stocking bars of irish spring soap in their drawers, please stop...or i will stop using it...thank u...now im gonna go spray myself with axe...

Te-te isn't here...

2008-01-05T20:36:00.000-08:00

Te-te left yesterday for 10 days to Mazatlan...its not as fun with her gone...but it's ok I have all the other Halifax's to hang out with...but itll be funner when she comes back...oh and we just bought a bench press with 300 pounds of weights but I cant use it cuz i injured my shoulder and I cant lift nothing...but soon...im not complaining, life is good...anyways ill have alot more freetime these next 10 days so ill be posting more than ever....the Halifax's will be happy about that...and everyone will (says Flowy)...she also says i post like Marie...we rock...anyways till next post...

Montreal born Canadian UFC Champion

2008-01-01T15:27:00.000-08:00

This is why a Canadian deserves the title.

Georges St. Pierre fought Matt Hughes and beat him for the second time on Dec 29 at UFC 79, making him the interim welterweight champion. In April he will fight Matt Serra and win to claim the real welterweight title. My boy Georges is gonna dominate his weight division for a long time, much like Matt Hughes did as the 9 time champion until Georges came along and knocked him off his throne. Plus, he's from Montreal, same city I was born, which goes to show you that you should never underestimate a Montrealer...and as for the post just below this one...that was Te-te...I don't actually look like that when im sick...(it was a awesome post though Te-te)

im a SICK sick boy...

2007-12-31T17:53:00.000-08:00

Georges St. PIERRE

...and Georges St. PIERRE won Matt Hughes in the UFC 79. Guess who won? the boy that was born in the same city as me. (MONTREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) im so happy, that i got sick. Now im so sick, but im still happy. merry new year and happy christmas to everybody, im so happy. But i am sick. So pray for me, okay? I LOVE BUBBLE GUM!

About Life

2007-12-25T19:34:00.000-08:00

Hey guys, sorry i didn't post in a long time. I've been very busy these last few days.....anyways, just to tell you a bit of what has been happing around these parts....

It was Ana's and my birthday and we had a really fun party....

and by the way, I'm a farmer.....:Dlol

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Note:

this post is from nikki talking through Hans.

i am in mexico

2007-12-10T17:40:00.000-08:00

i been here since thursday...so far so good...i like it here...at least right now...people are very nice...and food and cervesas are good...ill post more about this later...

canadian beer rocks

2007-11-11T16:28:00.000-08:00

well since getting back to canada ive been drinking good beer again...rickards...as opposed to san miguel that ive been drinking while in the philippines for the last 5 months...soon ill be going to mexico and drinking lots of coronas and other cervezas, not to mention tequila and margaritas...so im looking forward to that...in the meantime, rickards is a great canadian beer and one of the best in the world...as you can see from this picture and my smile, i had to pose with the beer cuz i dont know the next time ill have the chance once i leave canada again...

im not angry anymore

2007-11-06T21:29:00.000-08:00

i caught the robber...he tried another break in, i looked out the window and spotted him, i chased him and ran down the street finally caught up to him and dragged him back and held him till the cops came, yeah man, anyways im back in canada now for a month, in december ima be going to mexico to this really home home where the ppl seem to like me hehe, im looking forward to that, itll be awesome..irs really late now and im too tired to make a long post but i will very soon...so until then...

i am angry

2007-09-29T06:51:00.000-07:00

im angry because somebody broke into my house 4 times and collectively stole 3 computers, 6 phones, some money and jewllery, and my sexy reeboks shoes...punk...but anyhow after the first couple break-ins i patrolled the property at night with a baseball bat from 2-330 until we hired an armed guard...since then we've had no problems, until a couple weeks ago when the guard took the night off so i decided id patrol from 3-4 instead of getting up at 2 like i used to...bad call...the robber broke in at 230 and was gone by quarter to 3, taking my nice shoes among other things...and of all nights i got up later than usual on the night he broke in...so im angry...i would post a picture but i dont have any that show my anger sufficently....maybe ill take one...or maybe ill post a picture of the robber when i finally catch him...no that will be incriminating...anyhow, my armed guard has a pump-action 12-guage armscore shotgun and i give him extra strong coffee with extra sugar every night to wire his nerves and make him trigger happy...hopefully...

A little promise to you, and to me:

2007-09-23T23:15:00.000-07:00

I should never hurt or fight, or make someone unhappy. I'll do some good, and make things right, cuz I'm helping Hans! Helping Me, helping one another la la la la la, cuz I'm helping Hans.

If my mommy is the cook, and im being a baby crying, ill stop and i'll help her cook, cuz I'm helping Hans. Helping Hans, I like helping one another... i'll do all I can, cuz im HELPING HANS!!!

If my daddy is alone, working in the bathroom , I'll go offer him some help, cuz im helping Hans!!! Helping MEEEEEE... helping all the others...im doing all i can, cuz IM HELPING HAAAAAAAAAANS.

Say please and thank you!

why my blog is the color orange

2007-09-23T23:07:00.000-07:00

my blog is orange cuz stephanie set it up for me and she made it orange...not cuz it matches my hair, but because she really likes the color...and she wanted my blog to be a color she really liked so she made it orange...and i dont like tofu either...or most vegetables, but i like sugar and coffee and alcohol and fast food....

Dear Hans...

2007-09-22T23:35:00.000-07:00

eat your tofu like a good little boy... theeeere you go.

pretty good stuff, huh?